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Paddy says to Mick, “I'm ready for a holiday, only this year, I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago, I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago, I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant."

Mick asks, “So what are you going to do this year?"

Paddy replies, “I tink I'll take her with me."
3
Mick walks into Paddy ' s barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor.'

Mick says, 'Paddy, what ya doing?'

Paddy says, 'Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately and the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor.'
2
Paddy says to Mick, 'Christmas is on a Friday this year.

Mick says, 'Let's hope it's not the 13th.'
2
Joe says to Paddy, 'Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife. The whole street was watching yesterday, and laughing at you.'

Paddy says, 'Well the joke's on them, because I wasn't even at home yesterday.'
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