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A British ship encounters problems in German waters

"This is ze German coastguard, how kan ve help?"

"We're sinking! We're sinking!"

"..."

"..."

"...vat are you sinking about?"
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Q: What does a polish bride get on her wwedding day that is long and hard?
A: A polish last name.
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Q: Why did they tear down the new arena in Warsaw?
A: Because everywher you sat you were behind a pole.
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Q: What do you call a polish person who works for the telephone company?

A: A telephone pole.
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Paddy says to Mick, “I'm ready for a holiday, only this year, I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago, I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago, I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant."

Mick asks, “So what are you going to do this year?"

Paddy replies, “I tink I'll take her with me."
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