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The other day, Harry aged 70, came home and was greeted by his wife, dressed only in very revealing sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, Harry tied her up and went golfing.
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Being a modest man...

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Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to
the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is
disabled."

To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
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British weather

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Q: Why is the British weather like Islam?
A: Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite.
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