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Another Dad joke

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Another Dad joke. This one is from my Dad. He's ninety-three.

Mavis was bored with life living in the seniors home. To spice things up she decided to streak through the dining room. So, she took all her clothes off and ran through the five o'clock sitting in the dining room.

Two ninety-three year old guys, Harold and Ralph, were sitting there as Mavis streaked through.

Harold turned to Ralph and said, "What the hell was that?"

Ralph replied, "I don't know, but whatever it was it sure needed ironing."
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Knock Knock

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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes Sean Connery.
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Science Project

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I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing.

He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment".

I was impressed......

On further inquiring I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water .......Under his wife's supervision.
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DRIVING TEST

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A lady failed the driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question : "You are driving at 120 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff. On the road, you see a old man and a young man. What will you hit ?".

The woman walked up to the examiner and said, "I've answered this question in all four ways, wall, cliff, young man, old man. Yet I failed all the four times. How is this possible? What am I supposed to hit ????"

Examiner : "The brakes!!!"
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In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said,
"Anyone with 'special needs" who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand on Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole con
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gregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy answered, " I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."
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