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Three boys were playing and were bragging about their fathers.

The first boy said: 'My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper and calls it a poem. He gets $50 for it.'

Second boy said, 'That's nothing! My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song and he gets $100 for it.'

The third boy then said to the first two: 'I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to collect all the money!
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New Guy

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The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.

'Need some help?' a secretary asked.

'Yes,' he replied. 'How does this thing work?'

'Simple,' she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. 'Thanks, but where do the copies come out?'
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Jamaican minorities

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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough
television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5
times a week now.
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Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who's
English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.
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EZ money

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An elderly man walks into a house of ill repute and tells the madam that he would like a young woman for the night. The madam gives him a puzzled look and asks, 'Just how old are you, mister?' 'Why,' the old patron says, 'I'm 98 years old today!' 'Ninety-eight!' the madam exclaims. 'Don't you realize you've had it?' 'Oh,' he says, 'then how much do I owe you?
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