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the plot thickens

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I'm reading a murder mystery where they bury the guy in cornstarch. I just got to the part where the plot thickens.
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health care in Canada

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A Muslim immigrant in Toronto goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible."

The doctor examines him and then says: "You need to pee and put your Bowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and some rotten cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days."

The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor 2 weeks later and says "I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me ?"

The doctor replied, "You were homesick.”
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