Knock Knock

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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dishes Who?
Dishes Sean Connery.


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A lady failed the driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question : "You are driving at 120 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff. On the road, you see a old man and a young man. What will you hit ?".

The woman walked up to the examiner and said, "I've answered this question in all four ways, wall, cliff, young man, old man. Yet I failed all the four times. How is this possible? What am I supposed to hit ????"

Examiner : "The brakes!!!"
A woman goes to her gynecologist.

"What seems to be the problem?" asked her doctor.

"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina."

The doctor had a look, then chuckled before she said

"Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas"
When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby
church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why,
maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church?
He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord
Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
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I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son
Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."

Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I
stepped outside and lo and behold ---

My car was gone !



Another Dad joke

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Another Dad joke. This one is from my Dad. He's ninety-three.

Mavis was bored with life living in the seniors home. To spice things up she decided to streak through the dining room. So, she took all her clothes off and ran through the five o'clock sitting in the dining room.

Two ninety-three year old guys, Harold and Ralph, were sitting there as Mavis streaked through.

Harold turned to Ralph and said, "What the hell was that?"

Ralph replied, "I don't know, but whatever it was it sure needed ironing."
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