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Two terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his *ss.

"If you do not mind me saying," said the second terrorist ,"that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

"I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my *ss."

"I do not understand", said the other.

The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No sh*t?"

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