your wife

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An older gentleman goes to answer a knock at the door one evening, only to find two sheriff deputy’s standing there.

“Sir, are you married?” one deputy asked.

“Why, yes I am,” the old man replied. “For over 48 years.”

“Do you have a photograph of your wife, sir?” the second deputy questioned.

The old man pulled a picture out his wallet and handed to the officers. They looked it over and handed it back to him.

“Sir, I’m sorry, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”

The old man says, “I know, sir, but she’s a great cook and she does have a wonderful personality.”


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